NOISE (No One Is Safe Ever) is a fun & competitive mixed club team from Madison and Milwaukee. The team holds practice in Madison and attends local and national tournaments from June through October. Keep an eye out for our alter egos on QUIET in the offseason. USAU Club Championship Qualifiers: 2015-2017.

2017 Captains: Brittany Hoegh, Ness Cannaday, and Steve Haynes
2017 Coach: Nick Heckman

Tabletopping instructions

  1. Find an accomplice.
  2. Select your target.
  3. One partner will get on hands and knees behind the target. Be stealthy.
  4. The other partner will deliver a friendly shove to destabilize the target. Alternately, you can grab the target by the shoulders and gently guide them to the ground.
  5. Scream “NO ONE IS SAFE EVER!”